Best Man Speech Quotes

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx

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Are you looking for some quotes from famous individuals for your wedding speech? Here is a short list to get you started:

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx

“The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.” – Allan K. Chalmers

“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.” – Oscar Wilde

“A man is incomplete until he’s married. After that, he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Some women pick men to marry, and others pick men to pieces.” – Mae West

“There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day, knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.” – Ronald Reagan

“The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.” – Timothy Titcomb, J. G. Holland

“It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man.” – Anonymous

“It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.” – Robert Frost

“Any fool can have a trophy wife. It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage.” – Diane Sollee

“You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world.” – David Levesque