What is your most memorable wedding?
Whitstable Oyster Festival
My shed ...
Every place is memorable as every place is different
Describe your style in 5 adjectives.
What about your business are you most proud of?
Being oh soooooooooooo funny!
What is your No. 1 wedding planning tip for couples?
I love making people laugh and taking comedy into a new area of fun.
What is your favourite personal touch you have seen at a wedding?
Timing, timing and timing. My act is perfect for the natural lull between the day and evening part of the wedding. I am unique in that I will give each guest their own joke and laughter (probably) which adds to the atmosphere. All your guests laughing is a lovely memory to have!
Describe your typical process with a couple.
Mine, the fourteenth time.
What is your No. 1 top tip for keeping a crowd entertained?
Me and a bridesmaid; but don't mention it to my eighth wife please!
Where is the most memorable place you have performed?
I have a chat with them before the big day and see how I can tailor my performance to their requirements. Usually, if they have a favourite uncle who they want me to have extra banter with.
Have you had any interesting surprises at a wedding?
Five of my previous wives once turned up!
What is your party trick?
Book me for your honeymoon!